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 14.01.2016
Quote from the car:
A month after three operations, a small but very disgusting knock appeared.The only place where I was able to stumble was some birds on the outskirts. I thought that the diagnosis can be trusted to them... They picked up, the specialists began to think about mounting the car. meet for long. They could not resolve in order links or they need to be changed. I stood aside and watched. But suddenly, I noticed from a distance that their discussion was suddenly interrupted, they were silent and their eyes froze somewhere under the bottom. The eyes were unnaturally round, and the faces expressed such a surprise as if instead of the elements of the suspension they saw a roaring penis. Incredibly intrigued, I approached them to look at the same place. There was a huge dirty hole in Lonjeron.
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