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 14.01.2016
Chinese scientists in the summer of 2016 will conduct the world’s first experiment to implement quantum teleportation to a distance of more than 1200 kilometers. For this, physicists plan to launch a satellite in June 2016. For their project, a team of scientists won a grant of $30,000.
XXX: 30 thousand dollars, Carl!
XXX: They will do everyone!
And if you give them a million dollars, they will invent an antigrave and get rid of it!
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