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 14.01.2016
A funny story was told today by a friend, at the university, where he works, he was caught and expelled by the physician. The man, automatically set accounts for everyone who attended 70% of his classes or those who went to any section from the university. Those who did not go - the delivery of norms, the delivery - the bill. But as a rule, nobody handed them over, stupidly during the session, they put 500 rubles in the booklet with the words "mol, we don't have time, let's pay for the sections we allegedly went to." A group of students, who did not go anywhere and did not intend to submit norms, did not like this arrangement, made a collective complaint and knocked on the dean. The teaching was dismissed, and these students, under the supervision of the dean, were forced to pass the norms... The result... 17 people were discharged... The year of study at this university, from 120,000 per year...
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