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 18.01.2016
I resigned, moved to a new place of work, in the old conducted the state procurement of our institution. Should it be said that the calls about and without borrowed at the end. The apotheosis was the call of a former colleague, who was instructed to deal with the state order, and he understands this like a pig in a perfume store:
- Hi, I have a question to you, and in order to engage in state procurement you need only the law "number forty-four ef three know?" (Law 44-FZ on state procurement).
I wandered a little from the stupidity of the question: a man with a diploma from one of the top universities of our vast one asks such a question, did he live up to 25 years and not learn to read the names of the laws. In response I give:
- Not only, you also need to know "ef 16" and "ef 22", and that is at least!
- Yes, a lot will need to be studied, well thank you, I'll probably start with "ef 22", the number is bigger, it's more difficult, probably.
“Yes, gritty granite of science, good luck in the new professional field.

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