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 19.01.2016
A courier came to me today. The door of the elevator opened and a man with a stick and a backpack came out. There was a smile on the face. I invited him to the apartment. When looking at the product, I asked him to calculate the total amount. And in order to avoid the silence and silence of the cellophane asked as the weather on the street. I can't hide that I really wanted to know why he was with a stick. I came from far away. He said that it was cool, of course, and there was a lot of snow, and that it was harder to move and often fall. He raised his stick a little. I said that I understand and in such a weather with a sick leg is not very comfortable. I wondered how this could happen with a sick leg. The man smiled and said that his leg did not hurt because he was absent. I naturally couldn’t hide my surprise, praised him and said how cool he was working. He smiled and said he was very lucky with this job. Because he was not taken anywhere and he was sitting at home in depression. Now he is all pleased. He says he looks better and feels better. Last winter he fell and injured his knee on his left leg and therefore failed at home for 4 months. He says he swam with fat and did not wet in the prosthesis and knocked on his hip. By the sound I realized that he had no legs at all. He immediately confirmed it to me. And now, everything is fine with him, and it is time for him to go to the next client.
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