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 21.01.2016
X: Some habits are fucking living.
Y: Not that word. Remember, my wire was shortened and my corridor burned? I changed everything in the apartment. With the money then was tight, on the quality of wires I did not save, but the meterage with the roulette calculated. Well, counted a meter to two, as a result, the switch in the hallway was not in the old place - to the right of the door, at the height of one and a half meters from the floor - and to the left.
So, I broke this damn wall myself, I put that damn switch myself. So what hell have I been for four years, entering the apartment, shaking my right hand, drawing and remembering that he is now on the left? He had been on the right for 25 years, on the left for 4 years, and the habit remained.
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