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 21.01.2016
One Zohar lover decided to cure swelling on her legs. According to the recipe, it was necessary to soak the socks in vinegar and put on for two hours - to stimulate all kinds of areas there. So to treat, so to treat! She wiped out the essence, wiped out her socks and wore it all night. The socks were synthetic and melted right on the legs. A no less "smart" daughter came and began to wash her mother's socks with alcohol. And the ambulance was not called, "they are bombers and there anti-sanitary." In short, they called me. I come - my legs swelled, my lymph cramps, my temperature is under forty and my blood pressure is 220. Thanks to the surgeons - the legs saved, not amputated.

But now she is treating the kidneys. From Zoo...
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