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 22.01.2016
Today I was in Ashan, in Khimka, and by the specifics of my work, I got stuck with a look at a young man of "hot blood and increased hairiness", which in him gave out not quite an ordinary buyer, who walks in the ranks and looks not at the goods, but at the security in the state and the cameras.



A little watching him, I noticed that this person came to the shoe department and began to pick shoes, looking at one or the other shoe. After he picked his shoes, he hid the pair deeper in the shelf and went to the tooling department and took the metal scissors there, then returned to the shoe department, got the hidden shoes and in a few seconds ate the metal truss attaching the pair and ripped off the magnetic clamps.



After all this, he put on new shoes, and the old ones stuck under the shelf, then returned the metal scissors to the tooling department and grabbed the chocolate headed to the box office.



I told the guard that there was such an identity and that it would be good to check the shoes on him, briefly explaining what he did.
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