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 25.01.2016
He filled my bed with roses today.
YYY: Why are you sad then?
He did this in the morning when I slept in that same bed! I woke up with the feeling that something cold and humid was falling on me, and I was scared... I opened my eyes – there were roses on me. Well, I say, very nice... and then I got up, kissed him and started collecting them... He asks me if I ever slept on roses, I don’t, I say, and he said to me, “So sleep!” and looked like if I don’t fall on these roses right now and sleep, he will put them on me next time with the stems.
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