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 26.01.2016
XXX - My Smoke from School to Military Command Hunted
with all the parallels. He distinguished me again.
YYY – What else?
He decided that I should go to the state service.
YYY – What’s wrong here?
There is need for service in the army.
xxx - Imagine, they built all these 16-year-old lobotras before the commissariat, and he asks them a rhetorical question:"Well, eagles, do we want to serve in the army?"
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Ohhhh guess it! And my and another, likewise wise – "Daaa!"
YYYYYYYYYYYYY?
Oh well, so all who "no" - to the medical commission, and these two to the psychiatrist.
YYY – Are you joking?
xxh - We were also given an agenda - "To appear with my mother".
I’m sitting there, curling the agenda, and I think I’ll be told by an interesting psychiatrist next Wednesday.
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