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 26.01.2016
Officer: You will have to get up at five o’clock.
I usually wake up by noon, but I make myself sleep before five.
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How do you spend P?
40% for food, 30% for housing, 30% for clothing, 20% for entertainment and unforeseen expenses
It is 120%
That is the problem :(
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