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 09.11.2008
One of my impressive friends played a foll3 and wrote to me:

Carefully walking through the Super-Pupper market, I ran into a women’s toilet. There was hiding some bad raider, and for this he received 4 healing bullets in the head area. After examining the headless corpse, I looked around, found a screw, a couple of covers, and began to inspect the toilet cabins. Then I made a terrible mistake.
Obeying the established habit of trying to use everything, I approached the toilet. I looked at him. A terrible damn blow, filled with a sinister dim yellow jade, give, think, shake - and throw "action"
The next two seconds were the worst in my life.
My character fell on his knees and started drinking from there!
His hands trembled.
Tonight I will have nightmares.
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