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 27.01.2016
The husband enters the kitchen and hears the end of the grandmother’s monologue: and he’s crying. He cries... he cries. But he does it only when he is hungry!"
The husband, on whom lies the sacred duty to feed dogs, cats, chinchilla and fish and sometimes children in the morning, cautiously asks: "Eye, who is crying of hunger?and "
Grandmother: "Who is who? This is a smart phone!"
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