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 29.01.2016
Good day

Sean – a fun American for the first time in his life came from his New York to Moscow for business.
Sean’s parents are Russians, so he’s scratching like us without an accent and the only thing that gives him is absolute ignorance of Russian mat. Mom and dad did not teach the child, now I have to consult him for free.
Yesterday I ran, my eyes surprised and frightened, my phone waved and said:

Please help me read, I received a strange message.

I take, I read:

“100 rubles, you say? You are rotten! You want money, you want money, you want money! That you have on your crazy forehead...grown up! To your mother, to your... Daddy... your whole family... you, the horse, not 100 rubles!”

Well, and in the same spirit, there are another 300 unpleasant signs.
Sean asked:

I did not understand much here. Is it in Russian? Someone seems to be upset, but what? What did I do wrong?

I shrugged my shoulders and, of course, wanted to know the background of the conflict.
And the prehistory was this: Sean had a Moscow SIM card, so that without roaming to receive calls from his parents and here, he tried to put himself on the account of 100 rubles, but somewhere in one figure was wrong and the money went to another place.
With little thought, our hero wrote in this other place a message of the following content:

“Good day. I generously ask forgiveness, but I mistakenly sent 100 rubles to your account. If it is not difficult, please return them back.
Good day to you!”

In general, I explained to Sean the meaning of his incomprehensible words and persistent idiomatic expressions, he gratefully thanked and left.
Half an hour later, he returned completely happy and said:

I sent 100 rubles again to the unfortunate man’s account and wrote him:
"I don't know what happened to you, but apparently something very, very bad, since you are prepared to kill and rape a stranger and his entire family for a miserable hundred rubles.
I send you another 100 rubles, I am sure you need them much more than I do.
Do not forget bad and good day to you!”

And a couple of minutes later, Sean dropped on the phone 200 rubles and SMS:

“I’m sorry, I’ve done it all, I’m very ashamed. In fact, I am not at all.
And you have a good day!“!”
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1601/o160128.html#8
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