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 29.01.2016
In the car service I do maintenance, I am in the remson, I listen to the conversations of mechanics.
To the master of change (MS) suits the mechanic (M).
M: There the client came, he was in the car "g-g-g".
MS (shaking the tail): Well go, understand it.
It passes 2 hours.
M: There the client wants to leave and pick up the car.
MS: So what, did you figure it out?
M: Not quite, but there now instead of "g-g-g" sounds "sh-sh-sh".
MS: Is it suitable for him?
M: Yes, he wants to leave.
MS: Okay, give it up.
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