This is the text of an auto-respondent from one of the schools in Australia. The majority of school teachers voted for this version of the text anonymously. This text is actually recorded and sounds on the auto respondent of this school.

The need for this text arose in connection with the introduction of a new policy, which provides for the responsibility of students and their parents for the absence of students in the lessons and unfulfilled homework. The school and teachers were literally persecuted by parents who demanded to raise their children's grades and transfer them to the next class, despite the fact that their children missed 15-30 school days per semester and did not do enough homework.

Text of the auto respondent:

Hi to you! To help you and connect with the employee you need, we ask you to listen to all the options before making a choice.

To lie about why your child was absent from class, press 1.

To find excuses for your child’s failure to do homework, press 2.

To submit your claims about our work, press 3.

To beat any of our employees, press 4.

To ask why you did not receive the information that was actually included in your newspaper and several leaflets sent to you by mail – PRESS 5.

If you want us to raise your child for you, press 6.

If you want to reach someone and catch a crack or just hit them, press 7.

To request a replacement of a teacher for the third time during this year, press 8.

To submit a complaint about the work of the school bus - Press 9.

To submit a complaint about school lunches, press 0.

If you suddenly realized that this is the real world, your child should approach his or her behavior seriously and responsibly, to work in class and homework, and the fact that your child is not trying and does not make an effort is not the fault of the teacher - please hang the phone and WANT A GOOD DAY!

If you want to hear this message in another language, move to the country where it is spoken.

Thank you for your interest in education!