About the Cunnilingus.

Frodon (17:32:16 4/11/2008)
Phil, you’ve already done that, learn how?

Vargas (17:49:22 4/11/2008)
Take a hot dog, pull out a sausage and try to pull out the whole ketchup with mayonnaise from there, but eat the hot dog without fainting... If you succeed - you are a professional.