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 03.02.2016
I don't grow vegetables, I don't drive a car, I don't clean my house, and I don't cook for the same reason - it's a monotonous, boring, endless work, the process of which does not bring me happiness. Only the result matters to me. Therefore, vegetables are grown by collective farmers, taxi drivers move my body around the city, cook and clean a housewife. I am not wasting my resources on it. On the way to the office, I read or conduct telephone conversations, coming to a clean apartment with pleasure dining with not-handed vegetables. And I am fine.
If you like: driving a car, growing tomatoes and all in the same spirit, then go ahead! No need for propaganda. I'm not telling every corner how terrible and reckless to wear ready-made clothes, you have to sew everything with your own hands, including underwear and coat. The comfort! The Savings! The lion! I just like the sewing process. You like to drive a car or cake oven. Let us go peacefully.
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