Regarding the garden, I can say two things:

The grandmother in the garden does not crack because if she does not do it, the garden will suddenly bury with a bury, but because if she does not do it, she will feel like a deceiver, which this every opposite can blame. And so she is the most tormented here, and she can argue with everybody. And that the apples are wormy and the cucumbers bitter - so the straight hands no spice will replace.

Cucumbers are grown to the size of a buckwheat, and apples are not injected with normal slices because of why a banana today needs to be eaten rotten and unflavored, and a normal whole put off until tomorrow, when it will also become rotten and unflavored. Unfortunately, in the trend of the older generation of dacha as an element of the cult of heroic harassment with the aim of total blaming their neighbors.