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 04.02.2016
I took my niece from the kindergarten today. A model, educated and modest girl.



He goes, tells how the day passed and here is about this dialogue:

We agreed today to make a surprise to our mothers!

I am what?

P – Today it’s loud to say, so that as many people as possible can hear (in the transport there, at dinner): “Mom, you’re such a shit!” Don’t tell your mother, it’s a secret.

I have some misunderstanding, I ask where this idea comes from and if she knows what this word means. It turned out that the son of the teacher came to them in the group, who just arranged this, somewhat deceiving the children about the meaning of the word.

The journey, the parents of the other children today awaits an incredible "surprise", and I will go to communicate with the teacher tomorrow.
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