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 13.02.2016
I did not understand one.

I wake up on Monday morning at the alarm clock, wake up my wife. It almost immediately sparked all the universe’s anger on me. It turned out: I snorted so much that she could not sleep. Pushes, pinks and other manipulations also led to nothing. I was choking! Unable to fall asleep, she went to sleep in the child’s room. There she slept. And... began to sneeze. The child who woke up pushed her, kicked, eventually did not stand and went to sleep in the remaining free room. A woman wakes up in the middle of the night from a cat’s bed: there is no child! I went to search: next to my husband - no, in the kitchen - no, in the bathroom - too. A sleeping child found himself in a free room, hiding with a shelter and sleeping peacefully. And in the morning, all the righteous anger of the kidner fell on his mother: "She came, the bed and blanket pressed, grabbed, pushed out, thought to go to bed with his father, approached the door, and from there cried even more than from his mother; looked at the clock - only 3 o'clock in the morning: went to sleep." Only I slept.
Z is. In a family where everyone snores, the one who falls asleep first falls asleep.

Why did the cat run? Did the child also sneeze?
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