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 13.02.2016
Explain to the manager.

I am an ordinary manager.I am forty years old if I wonder. All my life I have been tormented by the question: do armor protect? If so, how did the knights manage to fight, capture cities, etc., if they could not break through the armor of the enemy? And if the armor did not rescue, the hell they were all wearing them?
Please...

You have a skull. Does it protect the brain? It seems silly, but it still protects. If it had not been - you would have been in the kindergarten in the first child's fight with a soot all the brain exhausted (and so - not all, apparently). But still, if you get a sapphire shot, it will not protect you fully (per you already know). That is, with a sapphire blade you can still be strapped, but with a socket - it is no longer possible. Now add a good richer's "shell", then beat the helmet. Lopatou bat - the bell of iron throughout the district (well, there is hardly anything that has changed here), but you stand alive. What about the Hammer? The helmet will not save. Chelubey's legs will enter the knee into his ass, and the cervical vertebrae - into the brain. And now take a toyship, then a spade, and then a fighting hammer (well, or a squad at least), and try to knock them, say, on a twisting and unfriendly moody rat (green, silent - it will not happen anyway). And answer the question: the easier it is to fight and how much your chances fall as lighter objects become useless against a conditional opponent. Yes, I am, if anything, also forty and I already understood during this time that it depends on the "digital" shit.
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