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 15.02.2016
Tonight, I am going to my business by the subway of Krasnodar, and here a cute girl runs to me, with the words "-Hello, and this is for you!" stretches me a green, neon rod (well you know, which start to shine if you break them). I stretched out my hand to accept this "present", as I remembered the guys from Gorky Park, who "donated" rubber bracelets, and then almost demanded from people all their little things for these same bracelets. Here the girl continued: serve, she says, for food to the orphans! Well, I think the orphans can be given, and I get out of my pocket all the little things (to her word there was about 130 rubles), and I stretch her hand with money. But the girl polently refused. “We don’t take a little, let’s get 50 or 100.” For a couple of seconds I looked at the lady with a shattered face, not knowing what to say. “You are sorry?” She asked me what I answered positively and went on. Maybe I did the wrong thing, but I don’t think it’s worth spending money in such cases.
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