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 15.02.2016
Provator: A disaster man, you say?
Provator: My girlfriend dropped a meat cutter on my leg
provator: not modern plastic, but iron, with a drill handle
Provator: Right on the big finger
She laughed so loudly that she fell down again.
Provator: the result - a crack in the finger
I have loved fish since then.
What about the girls?)
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