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 15.02.2016
When he was a student, he carelessly threw out a very important contact (it was written on a sheet). Contact was needed by my then girlfriend, she was immediately in the hole, all in tears (now a wife). We lived in the shelter, well, there was nothing to do, I immediately gathered, dressed in a shameful way, got to the garbage and dive there.) I return, as a hero I give a shit sheet, and she replied to me: - Oh, and I already found, I found my girlfriend in the phone! I almost broke it! Then we separated for the first time.
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