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 16.02.2016
In 2010, my wife and I went to Spain and visited the Port Aventura amusement park. Tickets at the entrance for 60€ for two days of unlimited visits to all attractions. There is another such thing as the "express line", you pay another € 40 and you are attached to the hand silicone bracelet, pink color, and you do not stand in a general turn for 20-30 minutes, and immediately walk on a separate track. Only here is the disadvantage: tickets for the entrance for 2 days, and a bracelet for 1 day, tomorrow you will also have to pay for a bracelet. The frog breathes to pay, looked up, the bracelet will not be removed, it is chased by the hand and cut off at the exit, that is, you will not carry it with you. Here I had a brilliant idea of how to use my bracelet for the second day. Before leaving, in the toilet, we cut the bracelets and put them in the pockets, and the next day, as well in the toilet with the help of super glue, we put on the lost pink bracelets again. Usually, before the attraction, you are not examined, you have a bracelet on your hand, there are no questions. With the feeling of complete victory over the Spanish system, we approached the water hills. We were stopped, I astonishedly showed the pink bracelet and questioningly looked at the guard.



“No...No...yellow” in broken English issued securities.



In general, he said that the pink bracelets were yesterday, and today are yellow!
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