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 16.02.2016
I have not worked for 2 months.
Periodically, neighbors see me leaving the house / coming home at work time with a confused person (I am looking for a job, well, in principle, everyone is not used to smiling without a reason).
I recently learned from my mother that her neighbors are trying to find out about my personal life.
It turns out, in the courtyard only talking about the fact that I am pregnant, I sit in a decree and some rich married man abandoned me. Some see a rounded stomach - in the bowl I am in principle bigger, yes...
And since I still periodically come in different cars (I help with the work of the past employer, back from work will take the driver on different cars), then I also try to find a man urgently... And in general, no shame or conscience, swallowed and now hangs a lappu on the ears of good guys.
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