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 18.02.2016
Shinji
Ask me why I bought Lenin.
Alice is
Why did you buy Lenin?
Shinji
Put under the tree next to Santa Claus. I remember Vasilich’s vows: “Let’s bring any idea to absurdity!”
Shinji
At first, I bought it to make the cabbage. And since he was falling out of the pot all the time, I tied him behind the neck to the handle of the closet, where they rarely look.
Alice is
Where bought it?
Shinji
There is one place here where there is so much unusual harvest that you can't find a fucking bald one.
Alice is
So you found him.
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