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 18.02.2016
Walk, stop a dog eating food, can only the one who feeds it, the method of correct dosage. I, by the way, suspect that with cats the same thing... Probably, in the description of the class they do not have the property of “the stomach is full.” And here is, in fact, the story that the breeder told us, who dedicated us and my wife to dog growers:
At night, the guard who guarded the meat warehouse touched a beautiful volume of 0.5 and fell asleep with restless sleep. While he was asleep, two of his colleagues, the rottweilers Gunk and Shrek, who did not mind anything, found a weak spot in the wall of the warehouse and pierced it with their foreheads. Then they ate what they had earned. In the morning, they were found in a bunch of meat, but no signs of life. And if Stirlitz had been among the burden shifts that collided around the place of yesterday’s holiday’s belly, he would probably have thought: “Peredose.”
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