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 25.02.2016
We walked well. They brought no one home to him. His mother opened it, stared at him, calmly breathed, calmly said:
Get into the room what to do here.
was pulled. put in bed. I helped remove the jacket. Here the body wakes up, looks at the mother and with great difficulty says:
Sorry, I’m drinking too much, can I stay with you?
Shut up!! The mother of the most powerful skin sends the body to the knock-out and everything is also calm: guys, thank you for the help.
The next day, Andrew asks:
The boys! Whose face does it hurt? What is red? Who did I fight with yesterday?
Yes, with a woman alone. She has cut you off! :)
– What what?With which woman? With which? With which? Everyone then interrogated us.
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