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 29.02.2016
He worked on the construction of several houses. Working for a week, the house didn’t get drawn. The equipment decided to hand over to the guard, next to the booth was standing. But something made me doubt him. Is it that the windows were wrapped, or the rose did not come out? I no longer remember.



Okay, I think I will check. I approach and ask:

Hi, is there smoking?

Take a cigarette.

Have you worked here for a long time?

The third month.

In general, as a job, what happens?

The excavator was recently stolen.

About the JCB?

Oh well, the new one. It happens.

and Daa. Listen, I’m looking out at those pallets with the patchwork. (And there really thousands and a half bags on the pallets lie) Who can I talk to here, I need a couple of bags of the balcony to finish?

Oh, and you take it. I took 5 bags for my bath.

It is cool, thank you.



Carroce, I didn’t leave the equipment for him.
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