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 29.02.2016
I called a taxi. The car arrived on time, the driver was 20 years old. It turned out to be very pleasant and conversational - served, is currently studying, is going to get married so he is working in a taxi. Here he has the phone ringing - he is watching who is there and very nervous and quickly begins to drive on the smartphone with his fingers to answer as soon as possible. As a result, he removes the phone and answers very quickly and clearly that everything is okay, but now he is at work and will call back in about 37 minutes and 14 seconds. He appeared to have been called by his father. Dad calls him every Friday (it was also Friday) and asks him what he does, what he did six days before, how much he earned, how much he spent, and what he’s achieved in school, as well as in preparation for the wedding. Dad is a big rank in the Air Force on a very distant base, but prefers to be aware of what is happening. Once this guy drank with friends on Thursday, came home, went to bed. I forgot to charge the phone. The next day, he wakes up from the doorbell. It opens, there are two soldiers. Further conversation :



You guys, I have already served.

They: Are you like that?

He: Well yes, and what?

They say, “You are called by your father, say!

And they stretch him some kind of military communication apparatus, where the father is already on the wire. After this incident, the guy no longer drinks on Thursday, and keeps his phone charged.
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