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 29.02.2016
The school has been hysterically pushing the theme of GTO since the beginning of the year. Forced to register, made lists, advocated that the points for this will be taken into account, etc.
Masha has never been athletic, she herself refused.
And Petka recorded, even penetrated, interesting type.
If anything - he was engaged in judo with us from the age of 6, this year became the champion of the school (and the school is huge, the Olympic reserve), handed over to the second youth, transferred to the senior group, here he goes to the area. The coach started chasing - every day of training for 3 hours, pulled 12 times, crosses running, skiing, 2 times a year camp military sports, well, not at all, gently speaking.
And here comes the boy and declares that he was not taken to the GTO. He has two health groups.
And determined this group some doctor from the pavilion, fig knows which. And nothing that they have medical examinations at SDJUSHOR twice a year, full? And no one would let him out of the second group before training! She says, “Mom, it’s because I’ve had injuries.
As a result, it turned out that it was not a gothic group of almost the whole class, especially athletes, but only 5 people went to take: a boy with a metabolic disorder and a lot of weight, he can not move completely, suffocates. A girl who was released from the phisras for a year. And three more, as the son expressed - well, like our Masha, lost such.
All athletes, including the Russian swimming prize winner, were bursting. Not a fool?
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