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 02.03.2016
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It is worth noting that DiCaprio, who is an ardent defender of nature, smoked e-cigarettes during the party, and already in the limousine in his hands noticed a bottle of alcohol.

Congregatio: Em... Can anyone explain to me how the first part of the phrase, about nature, is related to the second, about cigarettes and alcohol? Do environmentalists not smoke or drink? Or should you drink and smoke? Or what?

Lizardian: It feels like you had to write anything – "It is worth noting that DiCaprio, who is a fierce defender of nature, is a man from the planet Earth, dressed in a suit and his nose does not grow hair".
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