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 04.03.2016
One winter, I went home skiing in nature. I was slightly upset, and when I got to the station, the electricity was no longer running. It was frozen. Sinking a little on an empty platform, I decided that I did not need pneumonia and decided to take action, namely, to call the police and say that there is a hooligan at the station. Let them even write a protocol, but the night will be under the roof. But when I started my message, I was tired of being answered, "You guys, have a conscience! Five minutes to the department, and you need a personal car. If you want to spend the night, come and don’t be wise anymore.”

That night there were six people in the room besides me. As said in the morning, the absolute record of self-abandonment in one night is 24 people.
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