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 05.03.2016
Angels and maniacs.

Climbing in the transition of the subway from the ring to the radial, I picked up for a warm forearm a girl who stumbled around the staircase next to me. She turned to the slightly unshaken, but still heavenly beauty of her angel-savior and whispered “Thank you.” Negligently smiling, "more accurately, sweet lady," the angel-saviour of the descending and falling on the stairs of the girls moved to his platform and entered the new (Sobyaninsky, they suggested) subway wagon.
I stand and... right. I do not touch anyone. I soundlessly swing my lips, count the metro station to "Kotelnikov" and at the same time pretend that this branch will be laid down to Shack or, in the end, to Ryazan.
Here is my platform. There is a girl in front of the door. “Sorry, are you going out?” she turned and sneered. Then she turned around again and stirred me with a slightly suspicious and quite a little cautious look. Fathers, this is she, saved by me – a simple and unknown hero, that little girl, who on “Taganskaya” almost stumbled! The beautiful angel from the province smiled to her in all his snow-white twenty-four teeth, and the ungrateful witch took to turn away. As soon as the door opened, she instantly shut up. Strange people, these mosquitoes.
Okay to CH.
I go out of the subway and look for my bus. Long sought... people, dirt, cars, buses and long red lights on the crossings. A normal spring, my grandfather.
At the stop he stood away from people to smoke. Someone was already smoking behind a pillar and a roof and I also walked around the corner. Should I tell you who I encountered?
She said “oh” and, pushing me, ran away. Probably the bus approached her.
In a few minutes I saw them both. She did not sit on the bus. Instead of the bus, there was a police officer with her. They went to my side. The sergeant had cold and steel eyes, and apparently in vain the creature I saved had the index finger stretched to my side.
Crying to them from a distance, "we, the maniacs of the Divevsky district of the Nizhny Novgorod region, just don't give up!", the angel jumped into the first bus, which had already closed the doors and was such.
No, I understand her, of course... But a bit offensive.
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1603/o160304.html#2
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