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 06.03.2016
XXX: What do you give to the doctor? I am confused. Are you already shaving?
YYYYYY: Yes I have a shave.
Zzz: Are you running on her leash?
YYY: Every time on the edge!
Zzz: So you need to give a woman Android.
Better than an iPhone. No one will look at her.
zzz: The Iphone woman will only be interested in other women.
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