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 09.03.2016
I am not married, I am approaching 30 years old. With the same friend for fun we sit on a dating site. Look at the candidates.
P: This is nothing. A smile is guilty.
I: Oh, this is normal.
Q: No, his ears are different.
One left, one right?
P is yes. Here is the cute one.
I: No, the leaves are too green on the background.
P: I agree with you.
The leaves are too green. The leaf. too much. The Greens.
How to get married here?
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