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 15.03.2016
On my phone, to take a screenshot, it is enough to simultaneously press the volume adjustment keys "plus" and "minus".

When I have the alarm on my phone to put it off for 5 minutes, you have to press any volume control button.

When I wake up in the morning, it is no longer morning. The couple slept. Nothing awakened me. But on my phone a bunch of screenshots of the alarm.
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