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 16.03.2016
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No girl has been delighted with a bouquet of favorite sweet peppers on March 8 more than the flowers. My girlfriend is vegan and she is unique.)

I'm not a vegan, but I'm still much more pleased with the tastes of any holiday than with the flowers. My on March 8 cheese-meat delicacies dissolved the "forbidden", I ate so that the neighboring strawberries began to subdue. The way to a woman’s heart lies also through the stomach – swing your mouths, comrades.
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