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 18.03.2016
Do you feed animals?

Here you laugh, and I like Moussa stumbled on the pot, caught two boys children of a friend of his wife, when they left, she was hard to stand on her legs because she was with them and a driver (plastic pelvis and then a hose, apparently different models) and a pilot (had a three-litre bowl, barely picked out), a cosmonaut (passed pre-flight training in an empty aquarium) and then "treated" after falling from an airplane in the hospital in a towel (mother a doctor), so that the children’s voices in my house of animals are not pleased...)))

Explain to children that a cat is not a toy, and it can only be peeled, and if it runs away - you need to let go, the mind neither you nor their mommy did not have enough? They grow wretches, and then wonder why we live in shit.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! A story about pets and how to raise children, right two in one, fly!!!! to
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