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 21.03.2016
In our work (government) introduced some novelty: the premiums, which were the majority of the s / p, to be paid on the fact of the time worked. If a person was hospitalized, his prize was given to the person who replaced him all that time. There is no fairer place, in my opinion.
Mothers, sitting with their children at the hospital for two weeks a month, raised the universe high, receiving a naked salary. They wrote complaints, but did not anything - everything was according to the law.
And a miracle happened - children who were regularly cold and barely went to the resuscitation, recovered sharply! As the boss said "although you write to the Ministry of Health. He found a panacea for illness in old age".
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