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 21.03.2016
I met a girl on the internet.
She is from another city. Asked to send a photo of the fresher, agreed that he was shooting with the cat. I wait. It does not go for a long time.
I ask: "What is it about?" She: "I decided to clean up in the room before the photo".
It would be nothing, but for the first time in my life I cleaned up in a strange house being almost 2 thousand kilometers away.
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