I write from the participants of the event.

Director of a large enterprise.
In the reception room rests the driver of the director, reading the "yellow" press.
Expecting audiences are silently sitting in chairs, a blonde secretary enthusiastically reads something from the monitor. All their people, the environment corresponds, almost domestic.

The driver's attention is attracted by the fact stated in the newspaper, and he begins to read it - "During ejaculation, a man's sperm moves at a speed of 70 km / h..."

The secretary climbs over the monitor and pronounces thoughtfully, "This is the head that can take off!"

The chairs were convoluted.