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 26.03.2016
I have my refrigerator feeding when it’s opened, but not immediately. Once she closed it tightly, and her husband goes into the kitchen. He says:
Why is your refrigerator open?
I am busy and I answer:
He is silent. If he says, I will close.
He silenced and then asked:
Have you talked to him for a long time?
I do not talk to him at all. It is he talking to me.
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