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 27.03.2016
The calls of collectors. Always check, always, what your other half is doing in banks and other financial institutions. Otherwise, you will not have problems afterwards. My (long-ex) girlfriend when we were still dating when she took a loan "accidentally" left my number as a second contact. And then, when we were separated, she changed her number, and the bank was forced to call me about her debts.
Initially, he politely explained the situation to the calling collectors. They didn't understand, as a result, put my number on the phone call (who doesn't know what it is - every hour a phone calls, you take the phone, there a melody plays and in a few seconds the collector responds who demands to repay the debt, and they called at night too). Changing the number is not an option. It is known to many partners and is linked to many contractors of the company in which I work.
After a few days of such regular calls, I got tired of it. He sent two calls in direct text. It did not help, the phone call only intensified, despite the fact that the numbers are all on the blacklist - they have thousands of them! They always call from different numbers.
The breakdown came unexpectedly to me. Understanding that not only can they intimidate me, but I can try to intimidate them too. Another call, I take the phone, I listen to the melody and as soon as the live collector answered I said with a Georgian accent:
And Mahomet? Hear the dust I brought, and you threw me, yeah, 100 pieces of green where?
We are an OOO company, we are recovering outstanding debt.
- Do you pretend Magame, just pay for the powder, and everything will be fine?
Forgive me, was it a mistake? I called you to talk about your debt.
Do you know who you are talking to, Mahatma? If tomorrow before 12 o’clock 100 pieces of green will not be at the menu, you will answer with your head before Givi Mahmudovich himself, you understand? Your number is calculated, they are following you, prepare your baby.
Sorry, I probably mistaken the number.
No more calls.
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