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 31.03.2016
I like this story, in short.

“Mom, I don’t want an egg again today,” Masha said. "I have eaten eggs yesterday!"
“Well, what I’ve eaten yesterday!” said my mom, not stopping reading. "Eggs are very useful for you. Clean up now and eat it all!"
Masha insulted her nose, but she listened to her mother. However, soon she
He voted again.
“Mom, I don’t like this egg. It is not very delicious!"
“Delicious, delicious,” Mother firmly objected, still immersed in the summaries of important news. "Eat now and now!"
Again, a long silence, interrupted occasionally by silenced machine whispers and throats. And again :
“Mom, I’ve eaten almost everything. Could I not do it anymore?"
"Masha, why should I repeat to you? I said I needed.
You are doing it!"
"Well, ma-ama" - here Machine's voice broke to cry, - "Well, I can't eat these cloves and legs???and "
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