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 01.04.2016
About food: the husband in childhood was undernourished, the mother-in-law cooked abhorrently, and the mother-in-law had a ulcer, so when in their house they cooked scraps and roasted cocktails - it was a holiday!! When we got married, my husband told me he didn’t eat fish, ham and didn’t like salt. He began to eat ham after a week (the mother did not cook it), fish after 3 months, and it turned out to be funny with salt. I cooked the sauce, everything as appropriate: with the tongue, a smoked bite, cucumbers and olives. She poured out her husband, he looked at him and said, "This is not a salad, salad is a soup with rice and sausage." I should have seen my eyes then. Salad is now a favorite dish. So if the kids don’t eat something, it might be cooked incorrectly?
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