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 02.04.2016
It was 8 years ago. There were such hentai toys from 1c, text quest with pictures. Usually about the waking of a student or student. Simple toys, where the maximum showed large drawn breasts and huge squares of genitals. Toys cost 130-150 rubles and weighed usually from 50 to 100 MB.

Often a guy, 16 years old, came in with a friend, and although the guy chose the game, a friend paid at the box by presenting a passport. After 3-5 purchases, the guy began to come alone and asked to sell the game, so that a friend would not drag again. I understand, I sold it.

I was not ready for the consequences.

Time under closure, a woman with a bunch of such disks flows and begins to present, but, frankly, without hysteria, just on elevated tones and it is visible that she is introduced (I wanted to write, excited, but here it would be ambiguous)

Why are you selling pornography to children?

0 to which children?

My son bought these discs from you, and he is only 16!

Here are the checks, you got them! I will write you to the prosecutor’s office and to the White House! Why are you corrupting the younger generation? You would offer him Bach, Mozart, Wagner! He would grow spiritually. I will not leave it so! I will close your store.

A woman, like a less adequate, and a complaint to the administration is a big bump and a push from the boss.

Girl, please be calm. These games are not your son bought, but his friend some, can play gave.

Oh, straight discs 10 at a time, but you have to solve the issue somehow.

What kind of friend?

I know how tall, with dark long hair, with eyebrows in my ear.

(Description of the name, so that neither a guy nor a friend to submit, himself then a little over 20 was)

I'll talk to him, I'll talk to his mother.

0 0 0

Are there any claims to us?

No is

Going to sunset...

Three days later, this guy arrives.

Why did you make such a lie? I bought the game...
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