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 03.04.2016
I sit in the evening with my wife (everyone behind their compass).
I: Something is burning.
J: I do not feel anything.
Plastic mountains.
J: I know nothing.
I (while in the kitchen): Isn’t this a plastic pen burning in the pot?
No, the pen has already burned.
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